You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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