walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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