party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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