Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
When did angry sex become our thing?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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