i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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