Define "chronic" masturbator.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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