At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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