i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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