So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
