well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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