dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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