just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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