You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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