I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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