I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
