You're completely useless in the revolution.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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