He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
