Why are handjobs necessary in class?
high people should be assigned attendants
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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