my phone cant type all the emotion im having
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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