Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
