Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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