we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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