My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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