we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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