should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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