I'm really into asian looking animals
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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