Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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