it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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