I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
