Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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