:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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