Can Purell be used as lube?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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