I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh god the rape fog is back!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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