Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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