Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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