You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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