Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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