dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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