its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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