the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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