Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
