Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
