I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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