I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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