Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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