Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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