He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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