He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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