She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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