I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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