Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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