How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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